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Monday, November 19, 2007

Alcohol Therapy




Have you ever wondered how many tabs in the bar result from a break-up? Or how many therapy sessions resulted from break-up bar tabs?

Can't you see a table of single women sitting at the bar...

"Jodie...he was such a loser! You are sooo better off without him!"
"I'll drink to that!"

OR

"Juanita (Jordan that is) you made history with your divorce settlement! $168 million is a boat load of money!"
"I'll drink to that!"

OR

"What am I going to do? I am miserable without him"
"Don't worry girl, things can only get better. You need a drink."

OR

"The guy at table 5 thought you could use a little cheering up. He's buying the next round."

Regardless of your situation...the "Bitter Ex-Girlfriend in Recovery" t-shirt expresses the sentiment perfectly!

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